These copy and paste messages are annoying, but admittedly I can deal with being called beautiful once in a while.

So much to offer….

Omg we have so much in common!

So that happened.

I am groot.

Recently, Tinder matched me with a very likeable guy.

I was pretty excited about this, as I knew he’d be quite the conversationalist. I opened, as all witty girls should, with a pun. He did not disappoint.

(Honestly, though, he’s less repetitive than many of my previous matches…)

Grammar shot first…

From POF:

“(refers to Star Wars reference in my profile) Can I assume that your a fan?”

Well, I’m certainly a fan of apostrophes, if nothing else.

WHY DOES THIS BOTHER ME SO MUCH?!

State of the Non-Union

Sorry that I haven’t been posting lately. I do date occasionally, but rarely.

I want to say this to most of the people I’ve dated lately…

But instead, I end up just doing this.

Before this, we were talking about Grey’s Anatomy.

I know it’s Tinder…but do I really need the TARDIS to find someone who wants to go on an actual date?

“Eye” don’t know about this….

I’m tempted to reply with something creepy about the black market and an unwilling donor…

I hate “types”, but…

Judging by my patterns so far, my “type” for 2014 is emotionally unavailable intellectuals. I’m 0 for 3. But how I love that grey matter….

Perspective

Why am I getting so many messages written in the third person lately? Is this a new trend and I’m just behind the times? Is this how the cool kids talk?