These copy and paste messages are annoying, but admittedly I can deal with being called beautiful once in a while.

So much to offer….

Omg we have so much in common!

So that happened.

I am groot.

Recently, Tinder matched me with a very likeable guy.

I was pretty excited about this, as I knew he’d be quite the conversationalist. I opened, as all witty girls should, with a pun. He did not disappoint.

(Honestly, though, he’s less repetitive than many of my previous matches…)

Grammar shot first…

From POF:

“(refers to Star Wars reference in my profile) Can I assume that your a fan?”

Well, I’m certainly a fan of apostrophes, if nothing else.

WHY DOES THIS BOTHER ME SO MUCH?!

State of the Non-Union

Sorry that I haven’t been posting lately. I do date occasionally, but rarely.

I want to say this to most of the people I’ve dated lately…

But instead, I end up just doing this.