Perspective

Why am I getting so many messages written in the third person lately? Is this a new trend and I’m just behind the times? Is this how the cool kids talk?

Rawr

From a 22-year-old:

Thought you were attractive…………dont let my age , energy and stamina scare you away …. 😉 

Have I already reached cougar age without even noticing? When did this happen? How do I make it go away?