Wrong Site

hey, do you have a car? I’m looking for someone to drive me around when I have errands to run

Shoo Sweet

Yo
wadd up gal..you looks shoo sweet i love your smile
do you go to humber..can we talk some time instead of RD plz ?

Does this work on people who are less grammatically obsessed? And what does RD stand for in this context? The sender was 20…is this a generation gap?

Tempting Offer

Just when I thought I was only going to get boring, civilized messages and I’d never have anything to update this with again…

“if i pay your bar tabs for a year will u kick me in the balls as hard as you can”

Mathematically Challenged

I’m sitting at home in my pjs on a Friday evening when I receive this gem of a first message:

“Bachelor party tonight just 3 of us guys, would u b interested in partying with us maybe have a 3sum…”

Wait…three guys…add the random girl you picked out on the internet…right, totally still a “3sum”. Sorry boy, you have to be preeeettty special for me to get out of my pjs for.

If only I had supernatural powers…

you are a goddess in my eyes

Ok, admittedly I can totally put up with people calling me a goddess.